Top 5 warning signs that the potato salad at your picnic has gone bad

© Chuck Ingwersen, 2008

© Chuck Ingwersen, 2008

1. It’s been hanging around on the street corner with the deviled eggs.
2. Droves of ants and flies are being taken away in tiny ambulances.
3. You’re voluntarily eating the beet salad.
4. Amy Winehouse made it.
5. It’s in its original container, which is labeled “Happy Bicentennial, America!”

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