Top 5 signs your dog is lazy

 

© Chuck Ingwersen, 2008

© Chuck Ingwersen, 2008

He pays the cat to bring you your slippers.

The only command he listens to is “Stay.”

He’s stopped sniffing your butt after realizing he can sniff your feet while lying down.

He eats only the Kibbles, because the Bits take too much effort to chew.

He licks himself only eight or nine hours a day.

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2 Responses to Top 5 signs your dog is lazy

  1. Mike Seymour says:

    I thought this post was really funny, and I wanted to share it with my monkey. Unfortunately, I can’t figure out how to enable the monkey translation technology.

  2. wordsandtoons says:

    Sorry. The monkey translation technology has been down for most of the afternoon. A team of monkey technicians are working on it as I write this. Excuse me while I open a window.

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