The Dog Days of Summer

 

© Chuck Ingwersen, 2008

© Chuck Ingwersen, 2008

 

 

HOW HOT WAS IT in Chicago on Tuesday? It was so hot …

* City workers had to keep hosing down The Bean (to prevent a Baked Bean).

* City workers had to keep hosing down Mayor Daley (but they do that after each of his press conferences anyway).

* Ozzie Guillen went home to Venezuela to cool off.

* Three people were seen buying tickets to “The Love Guru,” just for the air conditioning.

* Oprah added Eskimo Pies to her list of “Favorite Things.”

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