HOW HOT WAS IT in Chicago on Tuesday? It was so hot …
* City workers had to keep hosing down The Bean (to prevent a Baked Bean).
* City workers had to keep hosing down Mayor Daley (but they do that after each of his press conferences anyway).
* Ozzie Guillen went home to Venezuela to cool off.
* Three people were seen buying tickets to “The Love Guru,” just for the air conditioning.
* Oprah added Eskimo Pies to her list of “Favorite Things.”