The oppressed dog

 

© Chuck Ingwersen, 2008

© Chuck Ingwersen, 2008

TOP FIVE DEMANDS ISSUED BY DISGRUNTLED DOGS

* Hourly belly rubs.

* Replace that stupid Garfield calendar with Marmaduke calendar.

* Save the baby talk (“Who’s a good boy? Who’s a good boy?”) for the baby. It’s about dignity, damn it.

* Free reign to scoot around on our butts on the carpet without reprimand (or laughter).

* No clothes on us. Ever. EVER!

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