Bad Poetry Corner: “The Potato Dance”

Hot potato in your pants.
That would make a lively dance.

Get that tater while it’s hot.
Call it “baby” (tater tot).

Piece of potato in my eye.
Give it to the French to fry.

Mash that potato ’til it’s fluffy.
Put it in your pants to make them puffy.

Do your little dance then add some gravy.
Sing potato songs and join the Navy.

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