Summer to-do list

Why didn’t someone tell me it was August already? I’ve been so obsessed with my new toaster (shiny!), I hadn’t noticed that another summer is speeding by like a buttered seal on a Slip-and-Slide.

I haven’t even made my annual SUMMER TO-DO LIST (which was task No. 3 on my SPRING TO-DO LIST). 

OK. No more dilly-dallying. Here are the things I intend to do before summer fades to fall:

* Call the iceman and ask him when he plans to cometh.

* Chase my wife around with the hose. Later, we’ll go outside.

* Go see a summer blockbuster at the cineplex. I’m pretty sure the crowds have thinned out enough so we can get in to see “The Love Guru.”

* Eat 30 of the 31 flavors at Baskin-Robbins. (Yes, I’m still holding a grudge, Cherries Jubilee.)

* Paint old Mrs. McGurkle’s fence.

* Paint old Mrs. McGurkle.

* Push a buttered seal across a Slip-and-Slide.

* Make my FALL TO-DO LIST.

* Sit on the deck and drink beers with Cooter and Horsey Joe.

* Get treated for heat stroke after realizing I don’t know anyone named Cooter and Horsey Joe.

 

Well, I think there’s enough time to do all those things. I’ll get started tomorrow.

Today is all about toast.

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One Response to Summer to-do list

  1. dmag says:

    Any toast on a stick?

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