Angry Horse, oh Angry Horse.
Your face is fierce, your coat is coarse.
Your teeth are huge — such pearly whoppers.
You frighten cows when you bare those choppers.
Your tail can whack paint off a shed.
You hooves can dent the hardest head.
Your nostrils flare to give us warning
to bring you waffles in the morning.
You scare young children when you whinny.
You make Superman feel like a ninny.
Truckers blush when they hear you cuss.
Cowboys choose to take the bus.
Why so angry, why so cranky?
Why so keen on spanky-spanky?
We long to know what makes you tick.
Perhaps you’re just a giant #$@&.