Top 5 lame reasons for not voting

5. “I can’t vote until I hear what Randy, Paula and Simon have to say.”

4. “I haven’t gotten over the heartbreak of Dennis Kucinich dropping out of the Democratic primaries.”

3. “I’ll never vote for anyone again after witnessing the travesty of Cloris Leachman getting voted off ‘Dancing With the Stars.’ ”

2. “I always forget which one’s the donkey and which one’s the elephant.”

1. “McCain promised to drive me to the polling place, but he never showed.”

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