Bad Poetry Corner: “Why Do You Chase Me With Salad Tongs?”

Why do you chase me with salad tongs?
‘Cuz I banged your muffins and buttered your gongs?

What have I done to make you so cranky?
Sneezed on your dog and walked your hanky?

Why do you treat me as if I’m a felon?
‘Cuz I sliced your china and polished your melon? 

Show me the way back into your good graces.
Just stop whipping me with Grandma’s shoelaces.

 

© 2008 Chuck Ingwersen
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One Response to Bad Poetry Corner: “Why Do You Chase Me With Salad Tongs?”

  1. lee says:

    Hey, aren’t these lyrics from the new Pau; McCartney album?

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