Run away from that horrible monkey.
Hide in a trunk; swallow the trunk key.
Have neighbors drive you to the Mexican border.
Bring some Tums to stop digestive disorder.
Ride a donkey to the zoo in Tijuana.
See the great ape show — you know that you wanna.
Just don’t make friends with another dumb monkey
by buying him rum and behaving so drunkly.
© 2008 Chuck Ingwersen
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