Bad Poetry Corner: “Run Away From That Horrible Monkey”

Run away from that horrible monkey.
Hide in a trunk; swallow the trunk key.

Have neighbors drive you to the Mexican border.
Bring some Tums to stop digestive disorder.

Ride a donkey to the zoo in Tijuana.
See the great ape show — you know that you wanna.

Just don’t make friends with another dumb monkey
by buying him rum and behaving so drunkly. 

 

© 2008 Chuck Ingwersen

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