* When Angelina Jolie adopted the cast of “Slumdog Millionaire.”
* The couple of times they interrupted the 4-hour song-and-dance marathon to present a movie award.
* When they had to bleep Christian Bale’s presentation of the sound editing award because Meryl Streep made the mistake of getting in Bale’s eye line.
* When Jerry Lewis, as he was handed his honorary award, said: “Nice laaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy-dy!”
* When Mickey Rourke had Marisa Tomei remove the unused acceptance speech he had stapled to his face.
* Whenever they showed a closeup of Amy Adams. (That one is not a joke.)